L-Tine

Tagged by Regaleo, I thought I should do this before I get down to business.

001. Real Name: Most know. It's Aloin.
002. Nickname(s): Skeleton, Skeleton-Senpai, Gun-Toting Redneck Mothman, Forum Skeletor. My dad called me Al. 
003. Zodiac Sign: Libra.
004. Male or Female: Male.
005. Nursery: I'm supposed to remember?
006. Primary School: Fuck, I forgot the name of it.
007. Secondary School: Homeschool I guess 
008. Hair Color COLOUR YOU AMERICAN SCUM: Black.
009. Long or Short: Medium. Long for a man, short for a woman.
010. Loud or Quiet: Silence is golden.
011. Sweats or Jeans: I like Sweats because they have the drawstring.
012. Phone or Camera: Camera. My phone's a penny phone.
013. Health Freak: I should take better care of myself.
014. Drink or Smoke: I've done both. I like to drink. But it may be addiction.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Used to. Let's leave it at that.
016. Political orientation: Centre Right.
017. Piercings: None.
018. Tattoos: One on my ass somewhere delicate..

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane: Yeah.
020. Car Accident: A bad one. If you catch my drift.
021. Fist Fight: Got in a fight while drunk, at least that's what I was told I was told after I woke up..

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing: Never.
023. First Best Friend: He was the best friend I ever had. Rest in Peace.
024. First Instrument played: Viola.
025. First award: Swimming Ribbon. 11th place. High honours.
026. First Crush: How the fuck am I supposed to remember?          
027. First Language: English/French. I learned them simultaniously from an American Father and a French Mother.
028. First Big Vacation: To Dublin Ireland.

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: My roommate. 
030 Last Person You Texted: My sister.
031. Last Person You Watched: chaseawaythedark, they had watched me and I forgot to watch back.
032. Last Food You Ate: A plain bagel. 
032. Last Movie You Watched: Young Frankenstein.
034. Last Song You listened to: Shooby Shoob Do Yah. Don't ask.
035. Last Thing You Bought: A casket.
036. Last Person You Hugged: I want a hug.

FAVES:
037. Food: Coq Au Vin.
038. Drinks: Wine, gin. 
039. Clothing: Sweaters and long pants.
040. Book: Moby Dick.               
041. Color: Blue.
042. Flower: Tulips..
043: Music: Pretty much anything? I have varied tastes. 
044. Show: Non currently. 
*WAIT, WHAT THE HECK, WHERE IS NUMBER 45????
046. Subjects: Art, English.

IN THE PAST YEAR I... 
047. [X] Sitting Out in the Rain
*048. [X] Celebrated Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. 
049. [x] Studying The Internet               
050. [ ] Spent Time with My Grandpa. I wish.
051. [ ] Went Ice Cream With my Grandma. This is just cruel.
052. [ ] Went to Ringgold
053. [x] Went To Food Bank  I got some food.
054. [ ]  Went to YMCA Camp
*055. [x]  Telling Jokes
056. [X] Singing to Disney Songs. I found myself muttering Hellfire.
057. [ ] Bedtime Stories. I'm an adult you fool. 
058. [x] Enjoying Music. Why would you listen to music if you don't enjoy it?
059. [ ] Swing IT'S SWUNG YOU ILLITERATE IDIOT on a swing
060. [x] Learning More Things
061. [ ]  Watch Movies with my family. They're a country away.
062. [ ] Going to Kennywood. How is this so great, why not fucking make it Disney World?
063. [x] Playing Old Games
064. [ ] Played in the Garden
065. [ ] Went To the Samson River  
*066. [x] Telling jokes  *This is the same question twice. Is the person who made this tag high?

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: Nothing.
068. Drinking: Water.
069. Getting Ready To: Getting ready to go to the pawn shop. I have a few rare things. My Skeletor and Mr. Freeze figures must be worth something.              
070. Listening To: The sound of the keys methodically clacking as I write this.
072. Waiting For: The inevitable.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids: I don't think I'd be a good father.
074. Want To Get Married: I would love to.
075. Careers in mind: I'm 28 and a clerk. Get your college degrees kids.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL:
076. Lips or Eyes: Personality.
077. Shorter or Taller: I just want love.
078. Romantic or Spontaneous: I don't know.
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: This is a weirdfuck question.
080. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive, but then again, I'm sensitive enough as is.
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Definitely a relationship.
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: Hesitant, but I end up in trouble anyway.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: I've lost one pair of glasses.
084. Ran Away From Home: What is home now?
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: I had the lid of a garbage can. Long story short, I got shot.
087. Broken Someone's Heart: Not sure.
088. Been Arrested: Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: No.
091. Miracles: Yes/No.
092. Love at First Sight: No.
093. Heaven: My faith is wavering.
094. Santa Claus: No.



ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: My mum...
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Miserable is an understatement.
099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: I wish I had someone.
100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag people: WELL FUCK YOU TOO. THAT ISN'T A QUESTION.

Negativity is been too high yo. Spread some love. Spread some cheer. I made this list for all to share.

100+ Reasons Why I Love You.1. You make me laugh.
2. You make me cry.
3. You're a gift.
4. I like your style.
5. You light up the room whenever you enter.
6. You're kind.
7. You're one of a kind too.
8. You're beautiful.
9. You're quirky.
10. You inspire me.
11. You make a difference.
12. You bring out the best in me.
13. You're courageous.
14. You can be LOUD!
15. But also quiet.
16. You're wonderful.
17. Jokes are funnier when you say them.
18. You're unique.
19. You're creative.
20. You're supportive.
21. You're lazy.
22. But also active!
23. You can find the best in even the worst.
24. You're a great role model.
25. You seem magical.
26. You always know the right thing to say.
27. You're inquisitive.
28. You're curious.
29. You're honest.
30. You're humble.
31. You're thoughtful.
32. You're loved.
33. You're someone's reason to smile.
34. You look great.
35. Your voice is music to my ears.
36. You make an impact.
37. You have the best laugh.
38. You're appreciative.
39. You glow.
40. You make my day.
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1. You make me laugh.
2. You make me cry.
3. You're a gift.
4. I like your style.
5. You light up the room whenever you enter.
6. You're kind.
7. You're one of a kind too.
8. You're beautiful.
9. You're quirky.
10. You inspire me.
11. You make a difference.
12. You bring out the best in me.
13. You're courageous.
14. You can be LOUD!
15. But also _quiet.
16. You're wonderful.
17. Jokes are funnier when you say them.
18. You're unique.
19. You're creative.
20. You're supportive.
21. You're lazy.
22. But also active!
23. You can find the best in even the worst.
24. You're a great role model.
25. You seem magical.
26. You always know the right thing to say.
27. You're inquisitive.
28. You're curious.
29. You're honest.
30. You're humble.
31. You're thoughtful.
32. You're loved.
33. You're someone's reason to smile.
34. You look great.
35. Your voice is music to my ears.
36. You make an impact.
37. You have the best laugh.
38. You're appreciative. 
39. You glow.
40. You make my day.
41. I am a better person because of you.
42. You're brave.
43. You're colorful.
44. You're bright.
45. You're stunning.
46. I can be proud of you.
47. You always make an effort.
48. You take my breath away.
49. You're interesting
50. You're spontaneous.
51. I envy your achievements.
52. You're always willing to lend a hand.
53. You're radiant.
54. You're an icon.
55. You're what I strive to be.
56. You're rad.
57. Your optimism lights me up.
58. Thou art more lovely and more temperate than I.
59. You intrigue me.
60. You confuse me in the best of ways.
61. You're wacky.
62. You're fun.
63. You're random.
64. You're more aesthetically pleasant to look at than that one green color on this website.
65. You make me less gloomy.
66. You're awesome.
67. You're the bees knees.
68. You're the koolest kat I know.
69. You always have good taste.
70. You're rare.
71. You keep me on my toes.
72. You cause me to snort my milk when you tell a joke.
73. You're a champ.
74. Your username is so much fun to say.
75. You always have a great comeback.
76. You make sure I stay safe.
77. You make sure that you stay safe.
78. You're magical.
79. You're enchanting.
80. You got better moves than Jagger.
81. You're the spice of life.
82. You have beautiful eyes.
83. You make everything better.
84. You're brilliant.
85. You're so talented.
86. You're a delight.
87. You're a fountain of joy.
88. You're valuable.
89. But yet priceless.
90. You're approachable.
91. You make friends with everyone.
92. With you, I even enjoy the downs in life, not just the ups.
93. You acknowledge my presence.
94. You're successful.
95. You're fantastic!
96. You're flexible.
97. You're graceful.
98. You're punctual.
99. You're sweet.
100. You're forever.
101. You're you.

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Well I didn't get tagged for this... but seemed fun.

Dear ALEXIYXVII,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when last year when you peed your pants with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you drive over my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Warm tingly sensations,

Aloin Dubois.

That's great.
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Now it's your turn. Deliver a letter using the rules below to a friend.

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Dear (choose a random person) , 
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - Thanks for the Cocaine
Beer – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

I should've done big art piece on,
"Hooray, hundert watchers."

What should I do for it? Ask fer OCs fer big group photo, go by icon. Not do anything at all? Please, tells meh.